
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
You're kimdof scary
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Fiscal Responsibility
Okay.
I've purchased a new furnace and air conditioning unit.
It will be installed within 7-10 business days.
I expect that all of you will be over to tell me how great it is.
Maybe we'll have some cake.
I've purchased a new furnace and air conditioning unit.
It will be installed within 7-10 business days.
I expect that all of you will be over to tell me how great it is.
Maybe we'll have some cake.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
I received a phone call today at work from my little sister.
She was concerned because while under her care, my beloved oldest child had taken it upon herself to throw a rock at the sliding glass door down stairs, shattering it to bits.
She asked me what to do.
I informed her that the one who committed this heinous crime will be sitting on her bed for the rest of the evening until I could come home and assess the situation.
So on her bed she sat.
After coming home and witnessing the glass-less sliding door I decided it was time to interrogate the suspect. After some serious question asking, I come to find out that she was not the first to throw a stone. Oh no. She had influence. The middle child...Jan. Marcia just decided to join in the fun.
Alas...now I'll never be a teen model.
She was concerned because while under her care, my beloved oldest child had taken it upon herself to throw a rock at the sliding glass door down stairs, shattering it to bits.
She asked me what to do.
I informed her that the one who committed this heinous crime will be sitting on her bed for the rest of the evening until I could come home and assess the situation.
So on her bed she sat.
After coming home and witnessing the glass-less sliding door I decided it was time to interrogate the suspect. After some serious question asking, I come to find out that she was not the first to throw a stone. Oh no. She had influence. The middle child...Jan. Marcia just decided to join in the fun.
Alas...now I'll never be a teen model.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
What am I? Chopped liver?
Monday, September 1, 2008
How Horrible our Christmas will be.
Now that the festivities of Mabey's birthday have concluded...it's time for my favorite time of the year. Fall.
Fall has always been my favorite. It's not too hot, there is more rain, my birthday resides there and it allows me to indulge in several decoration changes....FIrst being Halloween.
I choose to celebrate Halloween for 2 months. This way I can watch Nightmare before Christmas for 2 months straight.


Not to mention my other favorites....Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and Garfield's Halloween Adventure.
I plan on corrupting my children with this nonsense so that when they are older they will feel an overwhelming sense of the season that will compel them to do the same ridiculous thing.
Fall has always been my favorite. It's not too hot, there is more rain, my birthday resides there and it allows me to indulge in several decoration changes....FIrst being Halloween.
I choose to celebrate Halloween for 2 months. This way I can watch Nightmare before Christmas for 2 months straight.


Not to mention my other favorites....Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and Garfield's Halloween Adventure.
I plan on corrupting my children with this nonsense so that when they are older they will feel an overwhelming sense of the season that will compel them to do the same ridiculous thing.
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