Sideburns Lady

It's happening.
My overly hormonal body is growing hair.
Lots and lots of blonde hair is starting to sprout where it normally shouldn't.
Namely on my ever growing round belly and more embarassingly on my face.
By the time 40 weeks has come I should be sporting a lovely pair of blonde sideburns.
Luckily it's not SUPER visible, but still.

Good news though. I have no hair on legs. Seriously. It is growing everywhere else it shouldn't...

Quatro

Number 4 has decided that she has enough room in-utero to relax with a cold pepsi in a recliner.
By this I mean she is sitting in such a way that both her legs are extended and her hands are placed above her head.
I'm so happy to provide her with such roomy living quarters. I just wish I could bend.

Things are coming up Milhouse!

So tomorrow is the day.
We have been looking into debt consolidation so we can be more "grown-up" and plan ahead for our gaggle of children. (Or if Dub were concerned a Horde or a Guild?)
Tomorrow we sign the final paperwork.
Hello Fiscal Responsibility.
OOOHHH! It's so exciting!

Next on the list of "grown-up" tasks....Shopping for a 7 passenger vehicle.
And I swear if one more person asks me,
"When are you getting a mini-van?"
I'm going to punch them in the ovaries.
I hate that ephing question/assumption.
PISS NO! I'm not getting a phonging mini-van. (Bite me.)


Do I sound pregnant or just opinionated?