I have a little shadow. She is as tiny as can be.
Somedays she is sweet as sugar,
and other days I want to shove her in a box and mail her to Ohio.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
You can't handle the truth
Lie.
I have come to the conclusion that in relationships, especially romantic ones involving multiple dating options, when faced with a dilemma or a double booking you should automatically LIE.
People claim to want honesty and say they deserve to know the truth.
Well, when the truth is laid flat in front of you, as you asked for, what will you do in that crucial moment?
Will you take it like a man, appreciate the honest candor in which it came and feel thankful to know someone who respects you enough to tell the truth?
OR
Will you throw a huge ridiculous fit that of a 4 year old girl who's sister took her bag of markers while she wasn't looking, whining and flailing your arms about in disgust of the injustice that has fallen upon you?
I'll tell you. The fit.
In conclusion: Lie. It's the only humane thing to do.
I have come to the conclusion that in relationships, especially romantic ones involving multiple dating options, when faced with a dilemma or a double booking you should automatically LIE.
People claim to want honesty and say they deserve to know the truth.
Well, when the truth is laid flat in front of you, as you asked for, what will you do in that crucial moment?
Will you take it like a man, appreciate the honest candor in which it came and feel thankful to know someone who respects you enough to tell the truth?
OR
Will you throw a huge ridiculous fit that of a 4 year old girl who's sister took her bag of markers while she wasn't looking, whining and flailing your arms about in disgust of the injustice that has fallen upon you?
I'll tell you. The fit.
In conclusion: Lie. It's the only humane thing to do.
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